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#Saturday, August 28, 2010 8:36 PM#

Weeeeeeeeeeee ~!
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Readers ! (::
As promised , i came to post a post .
Yay ?

Ahahaha !
I don feel prepared for prelims ehh ?
And its starting this coming thursday leh !
And Silas is going out to study with CY on wednesday !
Where can like that lor !
LOLX !
Anyway , yeap yeap , PRELIMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !
OH YEA !
I wanna score A'ss for my maths and science !
Which i think is impossible for now .
* FOR NOW * I REPEAT .
Not forever !
Ahahaha :P

Oh I also realise , that nowadays people are getting willful and wants revenge more often .
Dono whyy ehh ?
Willful , in the sense of that when a person don give in to what someone wants , they gets angry or annoyed and wants revenge ?
And revenge in a way of like not "helping" to help de guy who din't want to help him at first .
Nehmind , i not making sense ;O

Ahahaha , who cares , not my problem anyway . Lalala ~
AND I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANY SS TOPICS INTO MY HEAD ! >::
It sucks reall bad ! Especially when i spend 1hour reading de chapter , and at the end of it , realise , i din't get a shit out of it .
Anywayy , Saturday night was awesome !
AHAHAHA !
Went out for late night dessert && dinner with Silas , and Sally , and David .
So retarded lurhh !

Before i tell de story , must say something first , later people sue me :PP
*Any characters or items in the upcoming story are pure coincidence and are unrelated to me ."
Nah pick that line from some simpsons show , kinda nice to use it :DDDD
AHAHAHA !
Yeap , so we were at de Serangoon dessert shop at 10.30pm , then usually the people working there will deliver the food to us de mah , then today they never give it to us !
Make us walk there , then after that I eat finish de dessert le , then silas also eat finish his dinner le .

And i had an evil thought . YAY ! Its been ages since i had evil thoughts ! <::
So this is what happen after Silas && David dapao their dinner to the desert shop ;
Silas : Wa , today de auntie damn cb leh . So lazy .
Me: Ahahaha ! Ya lor .
Silas : If the auntie make me walk there and take de dessert again , i gona fuck her up .
Me: Goodluck ehh .
Auntie : Ahhhboyyyy , come take ur dessert .
Silas : -lanlan-
Me : Sad ar , nehmind lurhh , eat finish we throw de glass spoon inside de plastic bag .
Silas : Like that must as well take de plate go Mac wash , then bring home .
Me: OH YA HOR ! Then this plate can put oranges go pray ! ( Cause de plate is like those temple plates where they put fruits ontop of them to offer to de gods , those red flowery thing at the bottom of the plate de .)

Yeap anyway it was super funny lurhh :PP
Happppppppppy me ! <::

Alright off i go le , This Sunday is super uber boringggg !
Ohoh !
&& if u realise , i changed de date of this post , to "keep" my promise .
AHAHAHA !
Cause lastnight i reach home already 12am ++
Lalalaa ~ But still , i din't break my promise :DDD
Ahahaha !
Cya peeps ! (::


ICanDoIt !♥


#Friday, August 27, 2010 11:55 PM#

Hello ! I'm sleepy , goodnight sweet dreams !
:PP LOLX !
Ahaha , kinda boredd ehhh !
Dono whyy ehh , nowadays no mood to study lor ?
Sucks alot )::

BENJAMIN KOH JIA HAO . STOP PLAYING SPORTS . START STUDYING . STOP GETTING DISTRACTED . IDIOT YOU .


>::
Anyway kinda tired le , shall update tomorrow !
Promise ! <::









Wondering who stills read my blog , super dead le lor .
Are u still reading it ?

stIdraHoTteLuoYoG


ICanDoIt !♥


#Friday, August 20, 2010 11:43 PM#

EVENINGGGGGGG MOFOS .!
OHOOHOHO :D Just realise i have not been using that words for ages , and i just pop into my head .
Weee , feeling kinda high now , dono why .
AND YEAP ! I GOT A C5 FOR CHINESE !
WOOTS WOOTS . I know C5 sucks alot lurhh .. but i dono ehh when i got it , it makes me super happy ! AHAHA !
I thought i would have failed ._. or a C6 . Never never expected a C5 :B
Good good !


Actually hor .. No mood to blog leh .?
Seriously , i dono whyy !
But i feel so happy and high all of a sudden :PP
Shall be back de next time !
AHAHAHA !
But really leh C5 ! <::
Got 2 reasons why i happy bout that chinese thing lor .
But not happy now cause of my chinese grade .
Happy cause i am happy :P
Anyway , about MY C5 .. OHOHOHOHOO .
Cause my chinese teacher , YuLaoShi , shall be polite ... For once :D
Ahhaha , She always fail me when i do her work de lor .
EVERYTIME .
Before O level chinese , she keep giving us paper 1 &2 mah , EVERY PAPER I DO , ALL FAIL .__.
Like seriously !
I put in effort also fail , nehver put in effort also fail .
Then my O's come out C5 , HAPPY :B
LOLX !



And the other reason .. Lalala , cannot say . Later got retribution ._.



Alright off i go <::
&& Finally my maid is coming back tomorrw ! (::
Cheers ehh ! Nighty Night ! Sweety dreamssss ~!





Oh yea , I STILL LOVE YOU LOTS :p


ICanDoIt !♥


#Saturday, August 7, 2010 9:25 PM#

Hello all ! :DDDDDDDDDd
I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR U ALL !
AHAHAHA !
I finally thought through it le ! <::
And well , this is my conclusion :
Study hard > After O's > WAKEBOARDING ! > Fun fun fun ! (::
Alright !
Yay man !
Hmmm .. So yeap .. I have set my priorities le !
Ace my O's before I start anything else !
And yeapp .. Its hard to change and let go of stuffs ..
But i don think i have any choice huh ?
Prelims in 2 weeks time , O's in 2 months time <::
Ahahaha ! Kind of excited though .
Lalalala ~
Oh yea , so done with de good news ..
Ohoh , and I think i will stop using lappy le ehhh ?

Hmmm .. Cause .. I'm trying to forget you .
Yeap , there i admitted it . .___.
Everytime if i use comp , i wil stalk you .
LOLX .
But not in a bad or creepy way though ..
Just too bored <:: && so happen to pass by .
AHAHAHA !
Alright enoughh with de craps .
So yeap , no more facebook , no more bloggs , no more lappy ,
And all these will lead to > GOOD FRENS :DDDD
Ahahaha !
Sorry for de lameness :P


Oh yeaaa ... Days ahead will be kind of boredd i guess ?
My maid going home tomorrow ):: Well .. going to miss her ! Even though she will be gone for 2weeks .!
BUT 2 WEEKS IS STILL LONGGGGGGGGG CAN !
&& My brother will be going to Batam with his girlfriend de family .
Which means , left me alone in de room ! (OH YEA . WAITED FOR THIS DAY !)
AHAHA !
And de bad part is , nobody to disturb and play with )::
Oh well !
My brother made me like being alone in my room ! Its his fault !
AHAHA !
Cause everytime EVERYTIME I REPEAT .
EVERY SINGLE DAY .
I got school , no school , he got school , no school , HE WILL SLEEP AT LATE 12 TO 1 plus am !
Walaoooo can !
Then everytime i very tired want to sleep , de light still on !
Difficult to sleep with lights on can ! >::
Then he every night is play Fifa ! Lame lame lame can !
SO FUN MEH !?
Then everytime end up cannot sleep , then talk to him .
LOLX !
THATS WHY EVERYTIME I LATE LATE LATE !
Lalalala :PP


Sad ehhh .!
Tomorrow onwards till Wednesday then my Bro will be back )::
Then next next week then my maid will be back )::::::
Anyway wish u guys all de best and good lucks and take careee !
Ahahaha :DDD


Oh yeaa , then just now watch tv saw an advertisement .
PCK de movies !!
I WANNA WATCH .!
I WANNA I WANNA !
Please watchhhhhhhhh with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
Pick any day !
Ahahaha !
13th or 12th August release , i forgot .
But i wanna watch it !
Its nice i guess ?
Ahahhaa !
Yeap kind of feeling high ..
Dono why either :PP
Must be de sickness !

OH OH ! Last thingggg !
Anyone got any special remedy ? For Sprain finger ? & Cough with phlegm ? & Block nose ? & Runny nose ?
Its been like a week can ! >::
Sucks to be me .
I TAKE MEDICINE LE LOR .
ALL SO USELESS .__.
Arghhhhh !





Oh yaya ! Bottom line !
To my friends for life : If i ever mention her name , or anything related to her . Please give me a big tight slap .
At least till after O's lurhh .
AFTER O IF U SLAP ME I'M GONNA SLAP U BACK ! :DDD
Muahahahaha !
Alright off to showerr <::
Kind of happy anyway (::
Bigggggggggg Thanks to Suhailin !
&& Once again , lucks to those having prelim ! <::
Goodnights && Drink lots of water !







Takecaresss Pee Pole .!


ICanDoIt !♥


#Friday, August 6, 2010 10:34 AM#

LOLX ! Hello all (::
Never went school today .
Why ?
CAUSE I'M LAZY AND FAT ! >::
Thats why !

Hmmm , shall post a quick quick one , then go & bathe le , very smelly :DD
So yeap , start from Wednesday !
Wednesday i had a SS test , AND I THINK I'M GOING FAIL >::
SERIOUSLY .
I studied Venice , nice ehhh !
Then alot people go study Diplomacy cause its shorter .
Then stupid me go study so much on Venice , when i only write a few points .__.
So crap lurhh !
Then DE WORST PART FOR ME WAS SBQ !
The first 2 inference question i know how to do , then de last 2 i dono AT ALL !
Wad thing "How useful is Source D ?"
DON EVEN NOE WAD TO WRITE LURHH .
Then I after that stone stone , cause i finish de whole paper le except that question . Thenn left with 5mins .
Hmm , then after that i anyhow write lurhh la .__.
Die die also must get 1 mark .
So i wrote "Source D is usefull to de max ."
Then at de bottom of the page i wrote -" PLEASE GIVE ME ONE MARK ):: , I WROTE SOMETHING DOWN ."'

Yeap , so i'm hoping for 1 point .. At least :DDDDDD
Ahahaha !

OH ! I'M SO GOING TO BLAME BOSABALL CAN !?
Yesterday i had PE mah , then our PE was BosaBall , i also dono what de hell did i do then after PE i realise my PE shorts de bottom there got 1 super ultra big hole !
its like O ( 5x bigger then that hole !)
LOLX !
Yeap , and it kinda suck )::
OHOH DE WORST PART IS YET TO COME !
WALAO EHHH !
Superr sway can !?
Cause I slacking in school mah , then after that they deflated the BosaBall mat le , I knew they deflated it le , BUT THE MATT STILL LOOKS LIKE HAVE ALOT AIR LOR !
Cause its still quite high , around my waist there , then i thought waa , sure got air one .
THEN I JUMP ONTO DE MATT , WA BASTARD CAN ._____.
ARGHHH .
STRAIGHT AWAY DROP TO DE FLOOR .
SUPER PAIN LA !
THEN MY BUTT THERE NOW STILL PAIN !
I THINK GOT BLUEBLACK LE LOR !
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >::

Yeap that should be all ..
&& Goodlucks for peeps who are having their Prelims :DDDD
Jiayou ar !



Oh && i realise having a block nose , then a runny nose , plus a bad cough and a cold can torture ur life so badly )::
Off to eat medicinessssssss :DDD



Toodles peeps ! :DD


ICanDoIt !♥


#Sunday, July 25, 2010 7:00 PM#

Hohohoh !
Hi Hi ! (::
Kind of happy lately ehhh !
No why's .
Just seem to enjoy my life <::
Yeapp , yesterday went for band !
LOLX !
For the first time i woke up early ehh ?
Guess wad ! It was by accident i woke up early de lor !
Ahahahaha !
Cause when de alarm rang i wanted to get up to off it de , then LEG CRAMP !
Walao !
LOLX ! Leg cramp then somemore still must hear de irritating alarm keep ringing !
AHAHAHAHA ! Anyway i change de alarm ringtone le ! :P
To something less irritating .
Ohohoho ! :DDD


Pretty much i'm lagging behind my studies ehh , slacking too much !
This whole weekend did nothing productive ? Cause everytime go out go out go outttt !
But then also good thing lor !
Distress until so happy ! Even though I din't have any stress to start with <::
Yesterday after band , went for de lunch .
AHAHAHA !
So nice can ?
They cook right infront of us !
Hmmm , dono how to describe , nehmind , shall be selfish and not share with u my experiences :x
LOLX !
It was just cool lurhh ! Imagine a chef cooking infront of you .
With no glass window shielding u from de food .
Yeap , pretty much thats it :DDD
Then after lunch went to my Mum's friend de house .
AHAHAHAH !
I SO WANNA SCOLD DE ROAD ! Cause i can't scold de government later get sue .___.
Cause de road to my Mum's Friend house got one hump ., then ITS REALLY FUN !
Everytime when my mumm wanna go to her friend's her , my dad everytime drive through de so called 'Roller Coaster' .
Then yesterday so funny can !
We purposely made de deteour just for that roller coaster !
THEN END UP my dad speed then went over the "Hump" Then no more le !
SO SAD CAN !?
Lolx !
Really very fun lor !
Ur heart will suddenly drop , though its not as drastic and as long , but it was still fun :DDD
Ahahaha , alright got to go , my bro bugging me to use lappy le .___.
And iff anyone noe where else got "Roller Coaster" TELL EM ARR !
:DDDDD



Byesss ! :DDD
SEE YOU ALL ! OHHOHOHOHO .


ICanDoIt !♥


#Saturday, July 24, 2010 12:04 AM#

LOLX !
Morning Tiny and Large people . :DD
Hmmmm , should i post an emo post or a not emo one .?
NOT EMO IT IS !
Ahahaha !
Hmmm , this week alot of stuff happen can ! (::
More than last week ! & Some how this week seems fast ?
ITS WEEKEND ALREADY !
Hmmm , Let's start from de most retarded of retarded !

Went IMH just to play basketball .
LOLX !
WEIRD RIGHT !?
I also din't know whyy i tag along !
LOLX ! Its like super far can !
Then that day raining some more .
So good timing , reach IMH court , rain .
LOLX !
Then on de way there made alot of jokes , laugh till people thought we were from IMH . :PP
Ahahaha !
De one that i remember was .. I forgot who say de , "Later play basketball , people chase us how ?"
LOLX ! Then still got one idiot go thought what L4D , wad zombie , LOLX ! Then he anyhow use his hand gun shoot people !
Funny lurhh !

Then after that on the way home , saw a old couple infront , THEY SUPER SWAY CAN !?
AHAHAHA !
They stepp on dog shit !
Then JinXing step i think .. Even though after the Uncle point and say there got shit and i push him away .
Or did i push him into de shit ?

Oh well :DDD
LOLX ! It sucks to be you !
AHAHAHA !
Weeee !
Tomorrow have band <::
But going off early again .!
Got wedding lunch , too bad !


& I realise that our school is the only school that have so little people wearing ethnic clothes can !?
WALAO EHH !
Other schools all so enthu can !
LOLX !
Their 1 class of students wearing ethnic clothes is more than our whole school wearing le can !
Some more not 1 or 2 schools only lor !
LOLX !
Ohh yeap , almost left something out !
MY ENTRY PROOF GOT TORN !
>::
Somebody bit it , now left half .
Ohohoo , then my mother got help me photocopy it , then put it back to A4 size .
LOLX !
SUPER FUNNY CAN !?
I only need 1 entry proof then my mother got photocopy and print 16 pieces .___.
AHAHAHA !
Wonder what i will do with de remainign 15pieces ?
Anybody wants ?
Ahahaha !

Yesterday was my primary school 105th anniversary , then they have dinner , alot of my primary school friends went , i never go .
Aww .
Ahahaha , oh well can always go in the next 5years time !
Really miss my primary school days alot can ?
It was really super hundred million more times better than secondary school !
Cause primary school i din't study at all , then at the bottom few classes BUT IT WAS REALLY FUN CAN ?
The friends i made in class , in that school .. Was (::
AHAHAH !
And it is so not as cheap as our sschool !
Primary school everytime de principal and discipline master call my parents come school de lor ! .___.
So pretty much spent my primary 1~primary 4 in the principal office :PP
I ALSO DONO WAD I DO CAN !?
THROW TOILET PAPER INTO DE CEILING ALSO CALL PARENTS !
GO INSIDE CANAL ALSO CALL PARENTS !
Fight with classmate also want call pareents .__.
Lame lor !
LOLX ! But it was fun can !?
Everytime get scolded le , then the discipline master buy chicken wing for me .
LOLX !
The school chicken wing very nice de !

Alright shall stop bout priomary school le .
No point living in de past ehh ! :DD
I'm so going to enjoy my present and look forward for de future ! (::


Oh then today finish SPA , can go home le .
LOLX !
So retarded can !? Come for school for 1hour then go home le .
OH OH ! LUCKY TODAY MY BRAIN NEVER FAIL ME LOR !
Cause physics spa i never study anything , neither did i have any notes to read till i get to school .
AHAHAHA ! Thanks to Ansel & Jan , i'm going to score well for SPA !
Ohohoho !
Last minute memorise !
So happy lor !
Like like job well done like that , kinda proud of myself :x

Then today after school nowhere to go ?
LOLX !
Yeap seriously , nowhere to go at all !
then just drag myself home .
No notebook at home , brother took it .
Pretty much nothing to do at home ehh ?
Then went to sleep .
LOLX !
Shiokk can , slept till 2pm , 4hours of sleep !
But then got somebody call me when i sleeping lor !
SO TIREDDDDDD !
Somemore i set my alarm 2pm to wake up especially to pei you de can ?
Then go poly clinic !
LAME LEH YOU .___.
IDIOT .
LOLX !
Anyway you're forgiven , ohohoho , Nehmind de lurhh , no ned say sorry .
So today went kinda bad , till evening ehh ! :DD
Morning had nothing to do , afternoon slept through it .
EVENING !
Went for tuition !
Then made me high !
LOLX !
The bloody tuition teacher scam can !
Close her house de door , THEN I THOUGHT NO TUITION !
Say why today so sway ! LOLX !
Then i call her , she say forgot leave de door open .
AHAHAHA !
Then after that FINALLY GOT PEOPLE CALL ME GO out !
LOLX !
But already 8++pm somemore still inside tuition !
SOME MORE WANT ME REACH THERE BY 9.30PM !
I fly there also cannot reach in time ar ! Ahahaha !
Then after that went home , OHOHOHO !
My dad came to fetch me .
Lucky can ? Was super hungry , haven taken my dinner lor ! :DDD




Alright Cheers to band tomorrow !
(::
Goodbye !







I wonder whether tomorrow should i drop it in her bag or not ?

R.
Ahahaha !


ICanDoIt !♥


♥About Me

READ THIS FIRST ! :) Name: Benjamin Koh .
School: Yuying Secondary School .
- Welcome to my blog , and please read this stuffs FIRST .
1) USUALLY hyper and cheerful , if not it will be super emo and pissED .
2) Random Attitude .
3) NEVER think before i talk so also always offend people .
4) Really appreciate if people were to care for me once in awhile especially when i'm down :)
5) And i have short term memory , so if u quarrel with me yesterday you will be waiting for a sorry from me the very next day :D . And don't ask me remember stuffs , its hard xO .
6) LOVE to play in rain . xD
7) AND I SUPER SUPER HATE BEING MALIGN !
8) VERY short tempered .

♥Love/Hates

Love:
-Prata .
-Satay .
-Food .
-Friends .
-Love .
-Red .
-Rains .
Hates:
-Pangseh Kia .
-Peeps who ignore me .
-People who show me attitude for no reason .

♥Cravings

Freedom
Four A1's
Lots of friends
Best BoyF
Best GirlF
Pass all my other tests ?
SUPER GOOD MEMORY !



♥Connections

Venice .
Syazani .
Desmond .
ANGGGGGGGGGGGGGG .
Andrea .
Cariah .
Carin .
Gil .
HongXing .
Meiting .
Rachel .
Timmy Noobie .
Yvonne .

♥ThePast

February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
December 2009
January 2010
February 2010
March 2010
April 2010
May 2010
June 2010
July 2010
August 2010


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